What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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