i like it in the mouth

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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a man makes a bad joke

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Anti Joke

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