- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

woman..parallel parking

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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