why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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ass.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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