- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Rebecca Black.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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