- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man did not like this site

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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