- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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