What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Help I'm being raped!

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Xbox One

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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