- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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