How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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