Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Rebecca Black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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