Seven

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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whats 2+2? 4

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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