How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Fat people

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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