Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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