what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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