Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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