who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A sober Amy Winehouse

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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whats chinese noodles

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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