How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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