A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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I'm Batman.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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