- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Homosexualism is so gay man

penis?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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