Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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