The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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I'm sn otter

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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gay pom...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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