What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Refrigerator

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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9/11

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sdfrgtyuki

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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