- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats chinese noodles

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

This is not funny.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

You're tall.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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