- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

feminists.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I grunt when I poop.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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