- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Turkeys are obese

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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