- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Refrigerator

anal seepage

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

The dewey decimal system

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Vaginal secretions

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