What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Jovan

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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