Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Suck pussy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why? Why Not?

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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