- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

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