how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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7+5=12

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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belly button

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Well, there's one way...

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Diarrhea

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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no really what are ur names?

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