- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why? Why Not?

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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