What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.