It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Your face is hilarious.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jellybeans

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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