A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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shut up kobe!

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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