What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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shut up kobe!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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