Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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