- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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