- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Knock Knock! Come in..

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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