Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

are you gay does your mom know

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

why did matt die? He had cancer

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...