- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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