- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

i like it in the mouth

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Please? No.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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