You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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