- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Church.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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