- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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