- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

4 hours later.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Poop!!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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