- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

You having friends.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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