what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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eh

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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