- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What comes after 69? 70

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

hey John will you make some copies

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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