Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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