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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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