- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Church.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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