The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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The global news

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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hey hey apple

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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who ever is reading this....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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