A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Im cute hehehee

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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