- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How did th-A fridge.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

minorities

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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