- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Microwave

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Click here to end the world.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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