- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

all your base are belong to mark

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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