What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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