- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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