- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's circular and round A circle

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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