- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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