- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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