- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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