Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

9/11

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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