You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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What happen? Idk...

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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