- Anti Joke

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.