Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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KILL WHITEY

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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