What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Anti Joke

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