What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Where are you going Your house

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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