The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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