Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Women's Rights.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

so how about that irline food

like if your cool

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

womens rights

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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