- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

anal seepage

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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