- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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