- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Okay, after this one then...

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

politically correct!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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