- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Robin get in the Batmobile.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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