- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

The dewey decimal system

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Vaginal secretions

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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