Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Where are you going Your house

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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