A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.