How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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