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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

YES! EXACTLY!

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

A seal walks into a club.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

MySpace.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Women's rights

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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