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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Republicans

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

FUCK THE JEWS

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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