Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Anti Joke

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