- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What black and has children A black man

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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