A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Adele walks into the stables

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

this website even though its hilarious.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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