- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

tea with milk?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

9/11

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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