who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

FUCK THE JEWS

a woman votes!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Neil is a reterd.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Republicans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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