What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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