What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

whats white and sticky glue

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Knock Knock Come in

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

You're a frog

long in the tooth!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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