- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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