- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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