- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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