your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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all your base are belong to mark

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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