What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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