- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

... i forgot the joke :p

dick dick dick... frogs

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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