like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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world peace

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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