- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

world peace

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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