- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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