- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Im taking a shit right now.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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