what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

My parents died!

Feminism.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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