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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Poop

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Obamacare

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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