Roses are red.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Justin Bieber.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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