- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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