- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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