- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

John Cena for president

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Do you love me? No.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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