- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Bark I'm a tree

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

have safe sex

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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