- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

who is awesome? no one...

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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