- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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