Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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sharks

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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everybody loves raymond

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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