- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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