What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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I have a gay camel

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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