Lil Wayne's rapping career

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

why are balck people black because they are

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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